Chimpanzee Chaser Mugs

The Art and Nature of Politics

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Squirrel on the beach

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Letter writing lady.

Prosecco

Windmill

Tango

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Ornithologist

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

A centi-stampede.

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

Birth of Darth Vader

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Puffer fish balloon vendor

'Chameleons?.. Yes, we do sell them, if you can find them.'

"I'm here researching a role. I'm about to play a Senator."

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

this place got five stars for its fresh food

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Where the wild things went."

'Not bad for a computer, but the chimpanzee's work had more feeling.'

'Our Dr. Brooks is developing a chicken that not only lays larger eggs, but toast and hash browns to go with them.'

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'