Chi Chasers Mugs

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

Overjumpers

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Letter writing lady.

Chris Froome

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Ornithologist

Tango

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Bookworm Romance

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

The weight of winning gold.

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'He's training for a career in law.'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'Our Dr. Brooks is developing a chicken that not only lays larger eggs, but toast and hash browns to go with them.'

this place got five stars for its fresh food

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

Muhammed Ali RIP

Wife: 'So how was your Feng Shui class honey?'

Mr. Winter blast returns.