Chi Chasers Prints

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

Overjumpers

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Letter writing lady.

Tango

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Ornithologist

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Bookworm Romance

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

The weight of winning gold.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'He's training for a career in law.'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'Our Dr. Brooks is developing a chicken that not only lays larger eggs, but toast and hash browns to go with them.'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

this place got five stars for its fresh food

Wife: 'So how was your Feng Shui class honey?'

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

Cupid

"Do you folks ever get up North?"