Chips Chaser Prints

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Little league world series of poker.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

The Running of the Brie

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Ornithologist

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Sandwich snob.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

'He's training for a career in law.'

this place got five stars for its fresh food

'Our Dr. Brooks is developing a chicken that not only lays larger eggs, but toast and hash browns to go with them.'

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

Milk For Sale!! Low Prices!! No Middlemen!

And that's how to make cheese fondue!

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

The British Society of Campanology...

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

'It was a heck of a race, Tom, but unfortunately too close to call.'

"Hey come on buddy...have a heart!"

Rod Stewart

'Don't just sit there-there's an articulated lorry wants unloading outside!'