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The British Society of Campanology...

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

Surfing koala.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

ACME Balloon Company.

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"Check out this new store."

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

'And right here they merged...'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Oh, I can't complain"

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Letter writing lady.

Dragon Graph

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'