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The Art and Nature of Politics

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Squirrel on the beach

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Letter writing lady.

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

Tango

Prosecco

Ornithologist

Windmill

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

A centi-stampede.

Birth of Darth Vader

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

Puffer fish balloon vendor

'Our Dr. Brooks is developing a chicken that not only lays larger eggs, but toast and hash browns to go with them.'

"Where the wild things went."

"I'm here researching a role. I'm about to play a Senator."

this place got five stars for its fresh food

'Chameleons?.. Yes, we do sell them, if you can find them.'

'Not bad for a computer, but the chimpanzee's work had more feeling.'

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

'So if neither of us exists, then technically, this never happened.'