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UpperLower Class Pastimes

"I didn't have lunch today. I chased pigeons in the Park."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Pigeon Memos

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'You spoil those pigeons.'

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

Bird Messaging

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'Your backswing's too slow!'

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

'Our Dr. Brooks is developing a chicken that not only lays larger eggs, but toast and hash browns to go with them.'

this place got five stars for its fresh food

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

'Go to Daddy!'

Dreams of different species.

A man in an airplane shoos away geese

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

'Man that REALLY BUGS ME when a robbery call out turns into a WILD-GOOSE chase!' (Police chasing a goose driving a car).

Fox Hunters.

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'

"You have two unread messages."

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

'It was a heck of a race, Tom, but unfortunately too close to call.'