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UpperLower Class Pastimes

"I didn't have lunch today. I chased pigeons in the Park."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Pigeon Memos

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

Bird Messaging

'Your backswing's too slow!'

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'You spoil those pigeons.'

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

'Our Dr. Brooks is developing a chicken that not only lays larger eggs, but toast and hash browns to go with them.'

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

Dreams of different species.

this place got five stars for its fresh food

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

'Go to Daddy!'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

A man in an airplane shoos away geese

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

Fox Hunters.

National Pigeon Monument (poos on someone's head).

'Man that REALLY BUGS ME when a robbery call out turns into a WILD-GOOSE chase!' (Police chasing a goose driving a car).

'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'

"You have two unread messages."

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'