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'Man that REALLY BUGS ME when a robbery call out turns into a WILD-GOOSE chase!' (Police chasing a goose driving a car).

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

The Salesman

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Dog phrenology

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

Men can show their emotions!

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

A day in the life of a dog.

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Success

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

Bucket List

Professional football.

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Golfers lost on the road

Sergio Aguero

'Our Dr. Brooks is developing a chicken that not only lays larger eggs, but toast and hash browns to go with them.'