Goose Chaser T-Shirts

'Man that REALLY BUGS ME when a robbery call out turns into a WILD-GOOSE chase!' (Police chasing a goose driving a car).

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

The Salesman

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Mohamed Salah

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

Dog phrenology

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Men can show their emotions!

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

A day in the life of a dog.

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Bucket List

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Professional football.

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

Success

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

Golfers lost on the road

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Man chasing carrot.

Sergio Aguero