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Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

The Salesman

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Men can show their emotions!

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

Professional football.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Bucket List

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

Success

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Golfers lost on the road

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

Sergio Aguero

'He's training for a career in law.'

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.