Goat Chaser Mugs

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

The Salesman

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Mohamed Salah

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Men can show their emotions!

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

Bucket List

Professional football.

Success

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

Golfers lost on the road

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

Man chasing carrot.

Sergio Aguero

'He's training for a career in law.'

Billy was conflicted and confused.

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

"Can you believe it? They insisted on the earmuffs so they don't have to listen to my awesome yodeling!"

'Notice how business is up 200% since putting up that sign.'

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!