Goat Gazer Mugs

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Billy. The Kid.

'Now that's an afro!'

God Sneezes Out Creation

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Emergency exit into Space

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

The Milky Way (Detail)

"Did you have a cat?"

Vincent Van Goat.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"So what do you do for a living?"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"I like to stay on top of things."

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

You are Here

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...