Chameleon Enthusiasts Gifts

Like Minded

Tourists

Football Chameleon

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"You dropped yer wallet."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Farmer's Market.

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'Father maybe gone some time.'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

Have you considered the possibility that you're only hiding from yourself?

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

The Ins and Outs of childhood

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

Camel with travel stickers from various deserts.

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'