Genre Chameleon Gifts

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"You dropped yer wallet."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

Like Minded

Farmer's Market.

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

The Ins and Outs of childhood

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

Dye now, pay later!

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

"It's like I'm invisible."

"You can't hide from child support."

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

"Notice that, once the twentysomething men enter the environment, the chameleon instantly develops an opinion on David Foster Wallace."

"I don't care what the pet store salesman claimed. I don't think there's a 'well-camouflaged' chameleon on that leash."

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

Name

"It's my side hustle."

'I've told you til I'm blue in the face.'