Name Chameleon Gifts

Name

"You dropped yer wallet."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Like Minded

Farmer's Market.

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

The Ins and Outs of childhood

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'Chameleons?.. Yes, we do sell them, if you can find them.'

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

Dye now, pay later!

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

"You can't hide from child support."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

"It's like I'm invisible."

"Who left the back door open?"

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."

"Notice that, once the twentysomething men enter the environment, the chameleon instantly develops an opinion on David Foster Wallace."