Color Chameleon Gifts

Dye now, pay later!

"I'm coloring it a little bit at a time, so it won't be noticeable."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Football Chameleon

"You dropped yer wallet."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

Like Minded

Farmer's Market.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Have you considered the possibility that you're only hiding from yourself?

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

The Ins and Outs of childhood

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

Metropolitan Marines

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

"You can't hide from child support."

"It's like I'm invisible."