Accent Chameleon Gifts

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

Football Chameleon

"You dropped yer wallet."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Like Minded

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

Farmer's Market.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

The Ins and Outs of childhood

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

Dye now, pay later!

"You can't hide from child support."

"Who left the back door open?"

Metropolitan Marines

"It's like I'm invisible."

"Those visits to the Tate will be the death of Roger."

"Damn! Again forgot the face recognition password."