Accent Chameleon Pillows

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

Football Chameleon

"You dropped yer wallet."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

Farmer's Market.

Like Minded

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

Have you considered the possibility that you're only hiding from yourself?

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

The Ins and Outs of childhood

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

"You can't hide from child support."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

Dye now, pay later!

"It's like I'm invisible."

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

"Who left the back door open?"

Metropolitan Marines

"Those visits to the Tate will be the death of Roger."