Cosmetic Chameleon Gifts

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

Football Chameleon

"You dropped yer wallet."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

Farmer's Market.

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Have you considered the possibility that you're only hiding from yourself?

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

The Ins and Outs of childhood

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

Metropolitan Marines

"You can't hide from child support."

"Who left the back door open?"

"It's like I'm invisible."

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

Dye now, pay later!

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."