Cosmetic Chameleon Prints

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

Football Chameleon

"You dropped yer wallet."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

Farmer's Market.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

The Ins and Outs of childhood

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

Metropolitan Marines

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

"Who left the back door open?"

"You can't hide from child support."

Dye now, pay later!

"It's like I'm invisible."