Creative Chameleon Prints

Farmer's Market.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

"You dropped yer wallet."

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

"Charlie Greider... that rascal! I had a sneaking suspicion he'd be shedding his skin and moving on to a bigger company before too long!"

'Reinvent yourself, and get back to us.'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

"He retired as an executive, returned as a contractor, became a consultant and now he's a brooding presence."

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"Your resume shows you have had numerous jobs and in all of them you were rather invisible."

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'You're a model - what sort, dear?'

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Have you considered the possibility that you're only hiding from yourself?

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.'

The Ins and Outs of childhood