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Football Chameleon

"You dropped yer wallet."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

Like Minded

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

The Ins and Outs of childhood

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

'Chameleons?.. Yes, we do sell them, if you can find them.'

'Not bad for a computer, but the chimpanzee's work had more feeling.'

"I'm here researching a role. I'm about to play a Senator."

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

"Who left the back door open?"

"It's like I'm invisible."

Dye now, pay later!

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."