Wildlife Chameleon Pillows

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

Football Chameleon

"You dropped yer wallet."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Like Minded

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

Farmer's Market.

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"You can't hide from child support."

"Who left the back door open?"

"It's like I'm invisible."

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."

Metropolitan Marines

Dye now, pay later!

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

"Those visits to the Tate will be the death of Roger."

"Damn! Again forgot the face recognition password."

"It's my side hustle."