Chameleon Lover Pillows

"It's my side hustle."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Football Chameleon

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"You dropped yer wallet."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

Like Minded

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Bedouin & Breakfast.

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Have you considered the possibility that you're only hiding from yourself?

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

The Ins and Outs of childhood

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

Golf ball stuck on a camel in a bunker next to a confused looking golfer

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'