Chameleon Lover Pillows

"It's my side hustle."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Football Chameleon

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"You dropped yer wallet."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Like Minded

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

Bedouin & Breakfast.

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

The Ins and Outs of childhood

Golf ball stuck on a camel in a bunker next to a confused looking golfer

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

'Coffee, tea, or banana?'