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Primate Speech Lab. He's just filling in while the receptionist is on a break.

Football Chameleon

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

White Wine Wisdom (2)

'I hear you're typing the complete wors of Shakespeare?'

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

Their flirtation ground to a halt when she heard his dog-talking voice.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

'That's what we evolved from.'

'So...1% of our DNA says you're in a suit, while I'm sitting around with no clothes on piking stuff with sticks.'

'Coffee, tea, or banana?'

"Now we'll be able to understand political debates."

'Not bad for a computer, but the chimpanzee's work had more feeling.'

"I'm here researching a role. I'm about to play a Senator."

A Vet's Fight with a Chimpanzee

He's a terrible climber, but he's pretty good with tools.

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

"BOL means Barking Out Loud."

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

'Say it like you MEAN it!'

"Well, it's the first time I've noticed him!"

'It's been raining steadily now for over half an hour and he's still out there on 'slicks'.'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'