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Football Chameleon

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

'I hear you're typing the complete wors of Shakespeare?'

White Wine Wisdom (2)

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

Their flirtation ground to a halt when she heard his dog-talking voice.

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

'That's what we evolved from.'

'Coffee, tea, or banana?'

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

'Not bad for a computer, but the chimpanzee's work had more feeling.'

"I'm here researching a role. I'm about to play a Senator."

A Vet's Fight with a Chimpanzee

'So...1% of our DNA says you're in a suit, while I'm sitting around with no clothes on piking stuff with sticks.'

"Now we'll be able to understand political debates."

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

"BOL means Barking Out Loud."

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

'Say it like you MEAN it!'

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'