Chimpanzee Fans Gifts

'Here comes that fly-by-night.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Ice shelfie.

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

'I hear you're typing the complete wors of Shakespeare?'

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

Cosmetic pouches.

"Bill!..That woman staring at you from the bushes, isn't that Jane Goodall"

'That's what we evolved from.'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

Tuxedo company.

The PENguin... is mightier with the sword

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

'Not bad for a computer, but the chimpanzee's work had more feeling.'

"I'm here researching a role. I'm about to play a Senator."