Chimpanzee Enthusiast Gifts

'That's what we evolved from.'

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"Peer review is getting tougher and tougher."

'I hear you're typing the complete wors of Shakespeare?'

Dr. Jane finds their social customs oddly familiar...

'So...1% of our DNA says you're in a suit, while I'm sitting around with no clothes on piking stuff with sticks.'

'Intelligent creatures bedamned - look at the rubbish they're watching!'

Tool Use in Primates

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Football Chameleon

Polar bear bowling alley

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

ZOO

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'