Chimpanzee Admirer Gifts

"I'm here researching a role. I'm about to play a Senator."

'Not bad for a computer, but the chimpanzee's work had more feeling.'

'Meanwhile, in another corner of the Garden of Eden...'

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

(Camel paintings)

Football Chameleon

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Baroque Peacock

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Dr. Roo.

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Espresso Martini Peacock

Turtle Trailer Court

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

King Kongs first christmas

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Prosecco Peacock

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

Teddy and friends.

Mohammad's motors

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'