Chipmunk Admirer Gifts

Love at First Sight

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Happy Easter

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Teddy and friends.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Stockwell's day

"Which one's yours?"

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

Living with a cataholic.

"Unplug and chill out."

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Leadership never hibernates.

Penguin identity parade

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.