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'Say, I wonder if anyone wants to sleep in'

The Rooster Comedian.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Tasty bird.'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

A bit of Newlyn.

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'