Poultry Lovers Mugs

Meanwhile, in a haunted Chicken coop....

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Rooster Comedian.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Tasty bird.'

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

Chicken Road Crossing

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Stonehens

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls