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'Let's face it George: We're not spring chickens anymore...'

Chicken just laid huge egg.

'Grandma, show me the chicken's nuggets!'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'Harvey? Junior had another accident - you should see his egg now!'

'You're a free range chicken? -- That sounds so romantic!'

Maude took the kids to the farm to see an egg getting laid.

'This chart illustrates how each of you will break into the industry.'

'Are you blind, Ref, it's a fowl!'

Chickens on the Moon

"We had time on our wings just when they need drivers. I see no flaw in this plan at all!"

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Rooster Comedian.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'This race is simply too close to call.'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

A bit of Newlyn.

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'