Chicken Lovers Prints

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

A chicken blows a bubble

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"Yes, this perfume does make you smell scrumptious, but. . ."

"I see you being part of someones bucket list. . .Do you know a 'Colonel Sanders?'"

Chicken Road Crossing

The Rooster Comedian.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

A bit of Newlyn.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Dogs and Chickens

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Free Range Chickens

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.