Chicken Aficionado Prints

'You're welcome, Ma'am! Besides, this is on my way!'

"Sorry. You want Manny Hanny. This is Henny Penny."

If chickens had lips...'Thank God! I made it to the other side!'

'How long have you had this thing about crossing roads?'

In Whydid, Wales...I dunno. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to a chicken.

"How do you expect me to read your book report? It's chicken scratch."

'Everyone's chickens come home to roost eventually, Ed.'

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

'If they're asking the question that surely means they think we're capable of rational thought!'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'That's Mom and Dad, but that's definitely not Santa Claus.'

'No means no...so stop trying to egg me on!'

'You can bet they're not hens.'

'Are you aware that a dog can choke to death on chicken bones?'

"I'm being promoted in the company's pecking order."

Chicken exchange students

At last, positive proof the chicken came before the egg.

She was pecking in my pan and uncovered a big piece of gold. The original chicken nugget.

Chickens performing the Sound of Music.

The Rooster Comedian.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Silence of the Chickens...

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'They call it the people dance.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'