Chicken Aficionado Prints

'You're welcome, Ma'am! Besides, this is on my way!'

"Sorry. You want Manny Hanny. This is Henny Penny."

'How long have you had this thing about crossing roads?'

In Whydid, Wales...I dunno. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to a chicken.

"How do you expect me to read your book report? It's chicken scratch."

'Everyone's chickens come home to roost eventually, Ed.'

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

'If they're asking the question that surely means they think we're capable of rational thought!'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'No means no...so stop trying to egg me on!'

'You can bet they're not hens.'

'Are you aware that a dog can choke to death on chicken bones?'

"I'm being promoted in the company's pecking order."

Chicken exchange students

At last, positive proof the chicken came before the egg.

Chickens performing the Sound of Music.

The Rooster Comedian.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."