Chicken Dance Enthusiast Gifts

"Why do we do the 'person dance' at every @#!* wedding?"

"Don't get me wrong, Kevin, it's very impressive, but they only know the one dance."

The Rooster Comedian.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'They call it the people dance.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

A bit of Newlyn.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I didn't know which one to cross."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Chickens

Stonehens

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

'So, the egg WAS first.'

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"Mum, what is a nugget?"