Chicken Dance Enthusiast Gifts

"Why do we do the 'person dance' at every @#!* wedding?"

"Don't get me wrong, Kevin, it's very impressive, but they only know the one dance."

The Rooster Comedian.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

A bit of Newlyn.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I didn't know which one to cross."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Chickens

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

Stonehens

Chicken Road Crossing

"Spring Chicken"

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"