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'All those classes for the boy and still no improvement,,,'

The Rooster Comedian.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'This race is simply too close to call.'

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Dogs and Chickens

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

A bit of Newlyn.

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I didn't know which one to cross."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Chickens

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Stonehens

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'So, the egg WAS first.'

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

"Mum, what is a nugget?"