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'All those classes for the boy and still no improvement,,,'

The Rooster Comedian.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I didn't know which one to cross."

A bit of Newlyn.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

Dogs and Chickens

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Chickens

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

Stonehens

Chicken Road Crossing

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"