"Wanna see my booger collection, Mindy Sue?!"
Booger Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift for your booger aficionado? Explore our fun and witty range of products that celebrate all things nose-related. Perfect for those who take pride in their quirky interests, our selection includes humorous mugs, tees, pillows, and prints that show just how dedicated they are to their passion. Whether it’s for a friend, a family member, or yourself, find a unique, conversation-starting gift that’s as individual as the person who loves nose art.
'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'
We'll have Manhattans...
Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.
"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."
"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."
A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.
'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'
Shaken not stirred
Beaver tower
"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"
Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.
"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."
Dance.
Jeff Tweedy caricature.
"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."
'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'
'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'
Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD
"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"
'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'
The Imperfect Storm
Midterm election s results
Making fun of Starfish.
Join me in a Caiprinha!
In case of falling markets break glass.
Dave's Hamburger Shop
'They learn fast, don't they?'
Beer/Wine/Spirits.
Australian Mobile Bar
'Don't row so hard!'
'So far we don't have any suspects.'
"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"
Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)
'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'
Booger Aficionado Gifts Collection
Booger Aficionado Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that cater to booger aficionados—funny, bold, and perfect for showcasing their unique interests.
Booger Aficionado Pillows
Find pillows that celebrate their booger enthusiasm—soft, quirky, and a fun addition to any room.
Booger Aficionado Prints
Browse vibrant prints perfect for booger aficionados—bring humor and personality to their wall decor.
Booger Aficionado T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts designed for booger lovers—comfortable, witty, and a great way to share their passion with everyone they meet.