Booger Enthusiast Gifts

"The work of a lifetime, made of booger."

No one dared move while Ernie looked for a place to wipe his booger.

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Shaken not stirred

Dance.

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

Midterm election s results

In case of falling markets break glass.

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

Australian Mobile Bar

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

Stag night high jinks.

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

Boomerang fetching

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

David Bowie

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

Dance Crossing

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

'Dauber Micawber'

Goose escapes the tv.

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

The Boomerang Sanctions

Developing the boomerang.