Booger Enthusiast Pillows

"The work of a lifetime, made of booger."

No one dared move while Ernie looked for a place to wipe his booger.

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Shaken not stirred

Dance.

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

Midterm election s results

In case of falling markets break glass.

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Australian Mobile Bar

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

Stag night high jinks.

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

Goose escapes the tv.

Dance Crossing

Boomerang fetching

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

David Bowie

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

'Dauber Micawber'

The Boomerang Sanctions

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"