Boomer Enthusiast Pillows

"I said I USED TO BE A BABY BOOMER!"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

Breast Height Chart

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

Midterm election s results

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

"You don't have OCD or ADD. You have OLD."

Warning: Contents may settle over time.

The Boomerang Sanctions

"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house."

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Old Dog's Home

Boomerang fetching

"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."

Developing the boomerang.

'The bad news is you've lived well beyond your expiration date.'

"It's male pattern osteoporosis."

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

Fortune teller sits beneath a sign 'Wrinkles Read Here'

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

'So you're back.'