Baby Boomer Pillows

"They've got Hank on some of that medical marijuana."

Old hippie

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Alabama Traffic Jam

"I can't help you, Dear. I'm still trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up. "

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"Thank you for your service."

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

The 1960s, 50 Years Later

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

I was an accident. The only baby pictures of me were taken by an insurance adjuster.

'You're just an old person who hasn't blossomed yet...'

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

'Congratulations! He hasn't got MRSA.'

Warning: No over-taking in birth canal.

"I said I USED TO BE A BABY BOOMER!"

'Your mother and I have a few questions to ask you about Woodstock.'

"I took a viagra before going to the senior citizen's dance, last night, and I couldn't get anyone to come to my place. So there I stood, all dressed up and no place to go!"

Hairstyle Inspiration

Leave it to Boomer

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

"...business is booming and we're opening new branches worldwide!"

'Can't we raise the baby, and then make him pay for our Social Security?'

'This is the fourth time in four years! Are you planning your own town!'

"You know, Einstein never watched any great television until after he was forty."

"This will lighten your mood, Dick - every few minutes, a baby boomer turns fifty."

Triplet

"Son, everyone went to college in the sixties - there was a war going on."

Welcome class of '67.

Beware - Baby Boomers Turning 40.

Sadie, you were around in the sixties