Baby Boomer Culture Pillows

'Your mother and I have a few questions to ask you about Woodstock.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Alabama Traffic Jam

"Thank you for your service."

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

I was an accident. The only baby pictures of me were taken by an insurance adjuster.

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

Old hippie

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

'Congratulations! He hasn't got MRSA.'

Warning: No over-taking in birth canal.

Leave it to Boomer

"I said I USED TO BE A BABY BOOMER!"

Hairstyle Inspiration

"I took a viagra before going to the senior citizen's dance, last night, and I couldn't get anyone to come to my place. So there I stood, all dressed up and no place to go!"

"They've got Hank on some of that medical marijuana."

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

"...business is booming and we're opening new branches worldwide!"

'Can't we raise the baby, and then make him pay for our Social Security?'

"And though he was but one, young Zach could fearlessly cancel with the strength of many."

'This is the fourth time in four years! Are you planning your own town!'

"This will lighten your mood, Dick - every few minutes, a baby boomer turns fifty."

Bored Apathetic Smiley Face Meme

Triplet

"Son, everyone went to college in the sixties - there was a war going on."