Baby Boomer Culture Pillows

'Your mother and I have a few questions to ask you about Woodstock.'

Wifi in Hell

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Alabama Traffic Jam

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"Thank you for your service."

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

The 1960s, 50 Years Later

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

I was an accident. The only baby pictures of me were taken by an insurance adjuster.

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

Old hippie

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

'Congratulations! He hasn't got MRSA.'

Warning: No over-taking in birth canal.

"I said I USED TO BE A BABY BOOMER!"

Leave it to Boomer

"I took a viagra before going to the senior citizen's dance, last night, and I couldn't get anyone to come to my place. So there I stood, all dressed up and no place to go!"

Hairstyle Inspiration

"They've got Hank on some of that medical marijuana."

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

"...business is booming and we're opening new branches worldwide!"

'Can't we raise the baby, and then make him pay for our Social Security?'

"And though he was but one, young Zach could fearlessly cancel with the strength of many."

'This is the fourth time in four years! Are you planning your own town!'

"This will lighten your mood, Dick - every few minutes, a baby boomer turns fifty."

Bored Apathetic Smiley Face Meme

Triplet

"Son, everyone went to college in the sixties - there was a war going on."