Boomer Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I said I USED TO BE A BABY BOOMER!"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Breast Height Chart

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

Midterm election s results

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Warning: Contents may settle over time.

The Boomerang Sanctions

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house."

Boomerang fetching

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."

Developing the boomerang.

"It's male pattern osteoporosis."

'The bad news is you've lived well beyond your expiration date.'

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

I'm not sure when I can help you. It's not easy getting parts for you anymore

Fortune teller sits beneath a sign 'Wrinkles Read Here'

'So you're back.'