Boomer Humor Aficionados Pillows

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

'You are always living in the past!'

"It's the Florida kid."

'Congratulations! He hasn't got MRSA.'

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

Old Men on Rockers.

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

"Happy birthday. They were out of bourbon so I got you those underpants you can pee in."

"I took a viagra before going to the senior citizen's dance, last night, and I couldn't get anyone to come to my place. So there I stood, all dressed up and no place to go!"

'The stylist got our instructions mixed up.'

"I said I USED TO BE A BABY BOOMER!"

"The kids have sent us an app that reminds you what you were thinking twenty minutes ago."

"I'm eighteen, Clay. I don't have to work out."

"I said, my testicles are cold." "That's because they're in the dog's water bowl again."

'What was I like 20 years ago? I was younger, thinner, better looking, sexier. . . and poorer.'

'Can't we raise the baby, and then make him pay for our Social Security?'

Beware the middle class.

"I've done it, dear. I've finally paid off my student loan!"

A cheap day's hunting. - No. I.

"You're here for piles? Piles of what?"

"Whoa! Now there goes one fine pair of kidneys!"

"Do we really want to spend our golden years judging people who buy the fancy-pants coffee drinks?"

"Son, everyone went to college in the sixties - there was a war going on."

Beware - Baby Boomers Turning 40.

Fidel Castro at 84: Where the hell is the nearest toilet!?

"I prefer the seemingly more upbeat expression - 'These are the best days of your lives.'"