Boomer Banterers Pillows

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

'No way, man! Murphy isn't worth anywhere near the 3.5 million they're paying him!'

The world of Freudian slips...

Old hippie

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

"At our age I figure we only have two taste buds left. One for vodka and one for wine."

'Congratulations! He hasn't got MRSA.'

A young man replying cheekily to an older gentleman

"I took a viagra before going to the senior citizen's dance, last night, and I couldn't get anyone to come to my place. So there I stood, all dressed up and no place to go!"

"I said I USED TO BE A BABY BOOMER!"

'I called it first!'

Oap recruitment.

'I, Horace Windsock-Trumpintub, being of sound mind...'

Hairstyle Inspiration

"Don’t look at me. You’re the one who brought him the newspaper."

"Now they'll never know who's on first."

Leave it to Boomer

"They've got Hank on some of that medical marijuana."

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

'I won't be frittering my bonus away on booze and stuff.' ... 'I'll drink to that.'

"You know, Einstein never watched any great television until after he was forty."

'If dodos are extinct, how do you explain our foreign policy?'

"This will lighten your mood, Dick - every few minutes, a baby boomer turns fifty."

'I don't mind being turned down for a date, but I hate it when they say I 'missed the cut'.'

"Hey, I dig the creative process. I'm an accountant!"

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