Boomer Bashers Pillows

Hairstyle Inspiration

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

Pinata good bags.

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

I was an accident. The only baby pictures of me were taken by an insurance adjuster.

The 1960s, 50 Years Later

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

"I need to lay off those seven birthday cakes a year."

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

'Humans age the same way we do, every year is equal to seven years. I know this because Timmy has had a family birthday party, an extended family birthday party, a friend birthday party...

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

Old hippie

'Congratulations! He hasn't got MRSA.'

Censorship.

Warning: No over-taking in birth canal.

'I don't want to read 'Great Books'. Too much pressure.'

"I took a viagra before going to the senior citizen's dance, last night, and I couldn't get anyone to come to my place. So there I stood, all dressed up and no place to go!"

Leave it to Boomer

'Your mother and I have a few questions to ask you about Woodstock.'

"I said I USED TO BE A BABY BOOMER!"

"They've got Hank on some of that medical marijuana."

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

'After sixteen commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

"Dammit, Trevor! Just say 'Please' so we can get outta here!"

'Can't we raise the baby, and then make him pay for our Social Security?'

"This will lighten your mood, Dick - every few minutes, a baby boomer turns fifty."