Boomer Bashers Pillows

Hairstyle Inspiration

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

I was an accident. The only baby pictures of me were taken by an insurance adjuster.

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

"I need to lay off those seven birthday cakes a year."

Old hippie

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

'Congratulations! He hasn't got MRSA.'

Warning: No over-taking in birth canal.

Censorship.

'I don't want to read 'Great Books'. Too much pressure.'

Leave it to Boomer

"I took a viagra before going to the senior citizen's dance, last night, and I couldn't get anyone to come to my place. So there I stood, all dressed up and no place to go!"

'Your mother and I have a few questions to ask you about Woodstock.'

"I said I USED TO BE A BABY BOOMER!"

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

"They've got Hank on some of that medical marijuana."

'After sixteen commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

"Dammit, Trevor! Just say 'Please' so we can get outta here!"

'Can't we raise the baby, and then make him pay for our Social Security?'

"This will lighten your mood, Dick - every few minutes, a baby boomer turns fifty."