Boomer Reminiscer Pillows

"Thank you for your service."

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

"God, I was magnificent!"

'The little punks were waving a red flag at me! In my youth, I would have given them a run for their money!'

Ned thinks back to his youth.

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

'Congratulations! He hasn't got MRSA.'

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

'I'm part of the losing things generation.'

"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."

"I said I USED TO BE A BABY BOOMER!"

'I made big bucks in the 70s, invested well and now I'm living it large.'

'What was I like 20 years ago? I was younger, thinner, better looking, sexier. . . and poorer.'

"I miss the pre-recession tranquility."

"And here's one of you running with the guys in Pamplona."

"Brian says in 1976 we just got on with it."

"Do you ever miss New York?"

"I took a viagra before going to the senior citizen's dance, last night, and I couldn't get anyone to come to my place. So there I stood, all dressed up and no place to go!"

Leave it to Boomer

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

" I was never for the eighties."

"Hard summer, Miss Donahue?"

"No one's last words were 'I wish I'd done more homework.'"

"This will lighten your mood, Dick - every few minutes, a baby boomer turns fifty."

"Son, everyone went to college in the sixties - there was a war going on."

"When I was young, we were scared to the death of the boogeyman...el cucuy was a nasty, mean creature."

This program will take you back to where you didn't want to be the first time.

The Chairman is ex-navy...