Boomer Humor Appreciator Pillows

"Son, everyone went to college in the sixties - there was a war going on."

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

"Avocado...t-toast..."

"Believe me, nobody's going to care you had facial hair a hundred million years from today."

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

Chavez makes sacrifice.

Putin's Statement on Aid Convoy Attack...

'You are always living in the past!'

'I suppose they call it 'Middle age' because that is where you age shows...'

"It's the Florida kid."

Obama Bucks

'Congratulations! He hasn't got MRSA.'

Santa replaces reindeer with a mobility scooter.

"Happy birthday. They were out of bourbon so I got you those underpants you can pee in."

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

"I'm finally at a point where I learned I don't need to please my nutritionist and trainer."

"Hello. We're from the Government, and we mean you no harm."

'The government should never have put fluoride in the water.'

'How can I put this... My bladder is not what you'd call a 'control freak'.'

"I said, my testicles are cold." "That's because they're in the dog's water bowl again."

'What was I like 20 years ago? I was younger, thinner, better looking, sexier. . . and poorer.'

"I took a viagra before going to the senior citizen's dance, last night, and I couldn't get anyone to come to my place. So there I stood, all dressed up and no place to go!"

"I said I USED TO BE A BABY BOOMER!"

'That's interesting -- if you adjust for inflation, we're upper middle class.'

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

"Nothing serious, Bob - just a case of the forties."