Birthday Bashers Pillows

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

"I need to lay off those seven birthday cakes a year."

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'

Pinata good bags.

'If only there were 15 months in a year, I'd still be 30...'

'Humans age the same way we do, every year is equal to seven years. I know this because Timmy has had a family birthday party, an extended family birthday party, a friend birthday party...

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"One year closer to college!"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Children's Entertainer

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

Balloon Surprise

Happy birthday Darling!

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Birth Cake

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Celebration in operating theatre.

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

Football party

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"